wife

as i was browsing over the net, i found something really interesting

i'm sure u guys will have a good laugh about it!

before u eagerly start reading it, i would like to warn you that

1. don't ever let ur wife see this .. if u are married that is
2. don't ever laugh so loud till ur wife knows bout it
3. don't blame me if ur wife scolds you
4. this only applies to 'some' women. *my mum is not like that.. i think*
5. I will proudly say i will not be that too.. :P

but before all ...

presenting dad and mummy


Men ' s perspective...

*just for laugh*

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymo

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong..
Rodney Dangerfield


ps. hope dad doesn't read this.. could just imagine if he did!